Posted 15 hours ago

folieadamn:

pete’s comments on disloyal order of water buffaloes lyrics, 2014 // fall out boy q&a, 2006. 

Posted 22 hours ago

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

Posted 22 hours ago

creepy-enjolras:

petition for FOB and P!ATD to go back to long pun-filled song titles

Posted 1 day ago

-healthylife:

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

Truth

(Source: visualpantheon)

Posted 3 days ago

jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

Posted 4 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

One-Star Yelp Reviews of U.S. National Parks [mashable]

Previously: 15 Brilliant Shower Ideas

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
becwheat:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

I could watch this forever

becwheat:

dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

I could watch this forever

(Source: lavagoth)

Posted 5 days ago

blacksquares:

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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gaminggengarenthusiast:

dontbeanassbutt:

list of things that shouldn’t exist

  1. fire ants
  2. mosquitoes

list of things that should exist

  1. dragons

2.Pokemon