Posted 6 hours ago

simulated:

All time fave

Posted 7 hours ago

ironmanontheironthrone:

smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother

(Source: rnatt)

Posted 1 day ago
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
Posted 1 day ago

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

Posted 1 day ago

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

(Source: eggluvr)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 3 days ago

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

Posted 3 days ago
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slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

Posted 3 days ago

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

Posted 3 days ago
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cishaming:

boyexemplified:

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

oh

I…wow.

Posted 4 days ago

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created