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chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

(Source: a-s-h)

Posted 20 hours ago
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute)

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rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Posted 20 hours ago

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

Posted 20 hours ago

catslyns-ready-for-croatoan:

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

Having worked retail more than once, I can assure you it is usually the middle-aged, Caucasian customers who are most likely to be impatient and rude.

Posted 1 day ago

juicyjacqulyn:

epic-vines:

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute

Posted 1 day ago

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

Posted 1 day ago

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

Posted 1 day ago